WorkinMan
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Hunting is not a hobby, it is a passion.
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Post by WorkinMan on Apr 15, 2005 6:40:59 GMT -5
This guy was rolling along the highway going 85 in a 55 when he topped a small hill, crossed a bridge and got caught be a speedtrap hidden behind the bridge.
The police officer walked up to the car, ticketbook in hand. He peered into the open window and very gruffly asked "Where's the fire, and what bidness do you have goin' to it?" The guy behind the wheel said " I am running late for work and I need to get there so I don't lose the greatest job in the world." The cop looked at him and asked " What do you do at this 'great job'?" To which the guy in the car says "Well officer, i'm a rectum strecther down at the rectum factory over in the next town."
The cop thought for a moment, and couldn't help asking "Ok, I'll bite, how do you stretch them?"
The guy went on in great detil, mentioning that you start with something small, like a pencil, and then to a hammer, then on to a small desk, and ended by telling him you can stretch them out to 6 feet or more.
The cop was dumbfounded " What in the **** do you use a 6 foot ***hole for? "
The driver never cracked a smile " Well, around here the county gives them radar gun and tells them to set up speedtraps behind bridge embuttments"
The final tally for one speeding ticket: $2750 Finding a place to use a line like that: Many years. The look on the cops face: PRICELESS
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