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Post by ThinkinOnIt on Oct 8, 2004 6:17:40 GMT -5
A man in his late 130's was chatting with his great grandson one day. The little boy had never met a man so old, and asked him what he did differently.
The old man smiled at his grandsons curiosity and whispered to him "every morning, take your corn flakes, and sprinkle two big handfuls heaped up with gun powder on them, and you'll live to be a wise old man."
The young lad listened to him, and every morning, with his corn flakes he sprinkled two big handfuls heaped up with gun powder on them.
He lived to be 158 years old, then he died. In death he left 18 children, 47 grandchildren, 96 great grand children, and over 100 great-great grand children. Oh, and a 50 foot deep hole where the crematorium once stood.
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