Billy
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Post by Billy on Sept 11, 2004 2:58:48 GMT -5
Parrot and fat lady joke (Old, but perhaps new to young folks):
A rather overweight lady was travelling on a cruise ship. Many of the passengers, including the lady, would walk around the promenade deck for excercise, starting around 4:00 PM. At the same time, the Captain would place his pet parrot's cage outside for some fresh air.
The parrot began to haze the fat lady. "Ahoy there, you old fat a**!" The lady would curse the parrot. Day by day the hatred between them became stronger.
One overcast night the ship blew up and sank. It was pitch dark, no moon or star light.
As the first light of dawn began to light the sky from the East, the parrot sighted the lady, clinging to a piece of floating wreckage. At the same the lady saw the parrot, perched on floating wreckage.
The parrot squawked "Ahoy there! How is your ole fat A**? The lady yelled "Aw shut up!" Parrot responded "Mine too. Must be the salt water."
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