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Post by ThinkinOnIt on Jul 14, 2004 12:03:25 GMT -5
This duck walks into a gas station, waits his turn and asks the fellow behind the counter "hey, got any grapes?" the fellow said no, and the duck left. Two hours later, aforementioned duck goes back into the same station " hey, you got any grapes?", his reply was the same "No, grapes, we dont, and wont sell grapes here" the duck leaves. Less than an hour later the same duck goes back, asks agian, the fellow tells him " we ain't got no D**n grapes, and if you ever ask me agian, i'll nail yor feet to the counter so everybody can see you" The duck leaves. 15 minutes later he goes in, and the guy is standing there holding a hammer. he asked the duck if he wanted some grapes, the duck said "nope, got any nails" the casheir replied " no" so the duck asks another question " great, got any grapes"
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