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Post by truckertom on May 2, 2004 16:37:02 GMT -5
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman n a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phoneaway from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the d**n phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
d**n women!!
(One of my female ex-students sent this to me, I laughed for awhile when I read it)
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Post by Rachelle on May 15, 2004 22:06:28 GMT -5
hehehehehehehe
;D ;D ;D
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