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Post by SilverBullet on Mar 16, 2004 19:04:07 GMT -5
THIS GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD 'STATISTICS'... During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 genitals ( touching door handles, etc.) Remote controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home, will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests snooping in your medicine cabinet. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Mouth herpes. Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW
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Post by Starkitty on Jul 18, 2004 18:45:44 GMT -5
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Post by kicker on Aug 10, 2004 15:13:42 GMT -5
OK im locking myself in my house to never see the daylight again.
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Post by face4truckin on Jan 2, 2005 0:57:09 GMT -5
yeah......and?
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Post by truckertom on Jan 2, 2005 11:37:50 GMT -5
Do these rates increase in truckstops? OMG!
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