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Post by flyboy2610 on Feb 24, 2004 10:30:15 GMT -5
Sven and Olie got laid off from their jobs, so they went to the unemployment office to collect their benefits. Olie went in first, and the caseworker asked him what type of work he did. "I'm a diesel fitter," replied Olie. The caseworker looked up the job in her manual and said "Well, you get $500 per week." Next it was Sven's turn. "What type of work do you do?" "I verk on dee line at a ladies undervear factory." After looking in her manual, the caseworker said "You get $250 per week." "How can dat be? You giff Olie $500 and you only giff me $250??!!" "But he's a diesel fitter. That's skilled labor." "Oh, I don't tink you kvite understood him. Vee verk on dee same line at dee same place. He is dee inspector at dee end of dee line. He holds up dee undervear, looks at dem, and says 'Ya. Diesel fitter.' "
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