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Post by Geekster on Feb 14, 2004 5:50:05 GMT -5
A drunk guy was showing some friends around his new apartment late one night. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's the gong for?" asks one of his friends.
"It's not a gong, it's a talking clock" says the drunk.
"How does it work?" asks the friend.
The guys picks up a mallet and gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, then steps back.
Suddenly, someone from the next room over yells "For God's sake you idiot, it's 3:30 in the d**n morning!"
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