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Post by SilverBullet on Jan 10, 2004 16:40:02 GMT -5
Two men arrive at St. Peter's gate, and they begin a conversation while they wait. The first man asks, "How did you die?" The second man replies, "Hypothermia. How did you die?" "You'll never believe this!" the first man answers. "I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early from work one day to catch her in the act. I searched the whole house, but couldn't find anyone. I was so shocked I had a heart attack and died!" "Jackass!" the second man exclaims. "If you'd checked the walk-in freezer, we'd both be alive!"
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