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Post by Geekster on Dec 1, 2003 1:12:02 GMT -5
1. A law that requires overpaid pro athletes to buy everything for the rest of their lives at inflated stadium prices.
2. At 21, every man gets his own personal theme song, to be played when he enters bars.
3. A constitutional amendment that makes it necessary for the president and at least half of Congress to be able to locate (unassisted) a country on a map before invading it.
4. A new MLB rule that permits a pitcher to hit one batter per inning (two if he's playing the Yankees).
5. A subrule that permits the hit batter to charge the pitcher awarding one run for each successfully executed b*tch slap.
6. Give France back to Germany for one month each year as a little reminder of who saved whose @ss.
7. The 11-foot rim.
8. Wooden rackets for men's tennis so that points last longer than 6 femtoseconds.
9. A $15 fine for the use of the word "metrosexual".
10. Guaranteed movies: walk out in the first 15 minutes, get your money back.
11. Replace calorie and fat content labels on junk food with pictures of hugely fat people.
12. Relocate all Hummer dealerships off the road at the bottom of a steep, land-mined canyon. How bad do you need that truck now, tough guy?
13. Every restaurant in the United States with an entree costing more than $9 must take credit cards.
14. In-N-Out, nationwide.
And finally...
15. A clock radi that plays music that gets worse and worse as you snooze, until finally you're waking up to "Don't Worry, Be Happy".
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Post by truckertom on Dec 3, 2003 13:02:56 GMT -5
"In-N-Out, nationwide."
An Idea who's time has come! With a drive through window for truckers!
I want to see a drive in movie for 18 wheelers. Leave your trailer in the guarded lot and watch a movie!
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